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November 22, 2010

Credit Cards, Credit Cards

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Huh. Dah lama aku tak menulis. Mungkin dah ada ramai yang menunggu post terbaru.
Heh, ye la tu.

Hmm. Kenapa dah lama aku tak meng'update' blog ni ye? Adakah mungkin kerana tak ada idea?

Hmm. Mungkin jugak. Tapi macamana sampai boleh tak ada idea? Sedangkan otak never stops thinking.

Hmm. Mungkin sebab dah takde benda yg interesting utk ditulis.

Tapi kenapa pulak mcamtu? Bnyak lagi benda dalam dunia ni yang amat2 interesting, sedangkan benda2 sekeliling kita pon bleh jadi interesting?

Dah2. Bnyak betul alasan.

Hmm. Mungkin sebab aku dah tak rasa benda2 tu semua interesting kot. Ataupun hidup aku yang takde benda interesting.

Huh. Ah, forget about sume benda tu. Tak penting pun untuk di amik tau. Aku ade cerita nak cerita kat korang ni. Ahha.

Pada hari Sabtu baru2 ni, aku, mak aku, adik laki n adik pompuan aku telah pegi ke satu PC Expo ni. Kat Megamall je, tak besar mana pun. Tapi bleh la. Gi pukul 3, ronda2 upa2nya mak aku nak mmbeli laptop se. Maklumlah, laptop lama mak aku adik aku gi hempas, mane tak rosak! Tapi nak beli laptop kena survey2 dulu, tengok harga, tgok design, tgok dealer, tgok free gifts...(macam mak aku)

Jalan2 punye jalan kat PC Expo tu, tgok2 ade jugak booth utk bank2 kat situ. Ade Bank Islam punya booth, CIMB, Standard Chartered, Citibank dan tah pape lagi la. Aku pelik gak, ape kebendenye bank2 ni buat kat PC Expo? Tengah jalan2 tu tengok mak aku dah melekat kat satu booth bank tadi. Aku nak la gi tgok pe kebende nye yg mak aku buat kat situ. Yang si adik laki aku ni plak sebok nak tarik aku gi kedai CD game. Aku ikut adik laki aku la. Adik pompuan aku gi teman mak aku dok kat booth tu.

Kalau boleh ada sekeping je tau!
Selesai meneman adik laki aku carik CD Darksiders dgn Civilization, aku gi kat mak aku. Tengok2 mak aku register utk kad kredit Standard Chartered. Ada dapat free gift tabung katanya. Ok takpe, aku dok tgok je mak aku mngisi segala borang tah ape, bgi salinan IC segala. Pastu dapat tabung free skali ngn beg, ingat dah bleyh bla dari booth tu, tgok2 ade satu agen CIMB dah mnunggu mak aku kat booth tu. Agen tu pegi promote plak soh apply card credit CIMB, katanya dapat beg free. Mak aku pun ape lagi, ikut la agen tu gi booth CIMB plak~~~

Isi borang CIMB plak. Fotostat IC sana sini. Aku dah naik resah dah. Yang aku tau, mak aku dah ada kredit kad Bank Islam. Pastu yang Standard Chartered baru isi tadi. Ni isi yang CIMB plak? Dan ape yang aku tau, ada bnyak sangat kredit kad ni tak bagus. Bahaya. Aku tau la mak aku ni penolong akauntan, mesti la lagi terer drpd aku, tapi aku naik rimas bila mak aku isi borang semata2 nak free gift dia. Ok, mungkin mak aku tau cara2 nak cancelkan credit card tu mcmana kan. Ok la mak, boleh la. Tapi laptop tak beli lagi! And sekarang dah pukul berapa! Huhu.

Dah siap isi borang CIMB, aku ingat dah bleh blah dari situ. Tengok ade lagi satu agen bank lain plak!!! Kali ni Citibank plak. Adush. Dia siap letak borang kat atas meja booth CIMB tu lagi. Mak aku tanya, "Ni dapat free gift apa?" Orang cina tu dok kata, "Ada, ada free gift. You isi borang dulu la." Mak aku dah tandatangan dulu dah borang yang ada depan mata dia. Cina tu ajak gi booth dia. Aku dah mnyumpah2 belakang agen tu. Tengah kecoh2 cina tu nak ajak mak aku isi borang, aku dok kata, "Taknak, taknak, taknak, taknak, taknak, taknak!" depan dia. Mak aku bangun, nak ikut agen tu gi booth dia.

Yang adik laki aku ni tak paham kenapa aku dok nyumpah2 agen tu. Adik aku kata, "Biar la umi isi borang tu, utk kebaikan kita adik bradik jugak." Haish adik aku yang sorang ni. Ape, ingat umi nak bg kredit kad tu pade ko? Jgn harap. Aku suruh dia tarik mak aku lari dari agen tu, dia buat dek je, kecoh pasal hal dia. Katanya mnyesal beli CD Civilization tu, nak beli CD COD: Black Ops. Orang tengah nak berjuang merebut mak drpd agen kad kredit ni, kau pegi sebok hal kau plak. Aduh. Aku dah naek fed-up ngn agen cina tu, aku tarik tangan mak aku. "Umi, dah la umi, bnyak lagi kedai laptop tak pegi ni." Tarik punya tarik, aku berjaya juga merebut mak aku dari agen cina tu.

Haish...mak aku dah nak pegi ikut cina tu pegi booth dia dah. Aku pon kata, "Umi, kat situ takde kedai laptop, kat sana, kat sana." Aku tarik dia dari arah bertentangan, supaya dia pegi jauh dari cina tuh. Huh. Padan muka. Memang sepanjang hari tu aku dok nyumpah agen2 yg promote kredit kad ni. Sampai bila2 aku  susah nak percaya korang. Mana taknye, kata senang je kak, isi borang je. Ye la, bukan korang yg nak mmbayar bulan2 nye! Duit mak aku jugak yang habis nnti! Pastu mnyusahkan aku nak kelek beg2 free ni bawak masuk kedai tu kedai ni. Humphhh!

Memang padan muka ngn agen Citibank tu. Dapat tandatangan mak aku je. And satu hari nnti aku rasa mak aku msti terfikir balik, nasib baik aku sempat tarik dia dari mengisi borang utk apply kad kredit keempat. Klu tak, hmm...entahla.....~

November 16, 2010

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November 1, 2010

AntiVirus for your Body!

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.


Product trade name: Virless  

Pharmaceutical active ingredients:



  • Acyclovir 







  • Pharmacological action

    Antiviral agent. Thymidine kinase of virus-infected cells actively converts acyclovir through a series of sequential reactions in the mono-, di- and triphosphate of acyclovir. The latter interacts with the viral DNA polymerase, and embedded in DNA, which is synthesized for new viruses. Thus it is formed a "defective" viral DNA which leads to suppression of replication of new generations of viruses.
    This mediciine acyclovir is active against Herpes Simplex virus types 1 and 2, Varicella Zoster virus, Epstein-Barr virus and cytomegalovirus. 



    Pharmacokinetics

    For oral administration bioavailability is 15-30%. Widely distributed in tissues and body fluids. Plasma protein binding is 9-33%. Metabolised in liver. T1/2 for oral administration - 3.3 h.



    Why is Virless by Y.S.P. Industries prescribed?

    For systemic use (oral and IV): infections caused by Herpes Simplex virus types 1 and 2 and Varicella Zoster; prevention of infections caused by viruses Herpes Simplex and Varicella Zoster (including in patients with low immunity); in combined therapy with the pronounced immunodeficiency (including in the clinical picture of HIV infection) and in patients undergoing marrow transplantation, prevention of cytomegalovirus infection after marrow transplantation.

    For external use: infections of the skin caused by Herpes Simplex virus and Varicella Zoster like Herpes Simplex of the skin and mucous membranes, genital herpes (primary and recurrent) localized zoster (support therapy). 


    Dosage and administration

    For oral usage for adults and children older than 2 years - 200-400 mg of 3-5 times / day, if necessary - to 20 mg / kg (up to 800 mg per dose) 4 times / day. For children under 2 years are used in doses equal to half the adult dose. Duration of treatment - 5-10 days. In renal insufficiency is recommended correction dosing regimen.

    Locally and externally applied 5 times / 24 h. Dose and duration of treatment depends on the testimony and the use of dosage form.


    Virless by Y.S.P. Industries side effects

    For oral usage: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, skin rash, headache, dizziness, fatigue, reduced concentration, hallucinations, drowsiness or insomnia, fever, rarely - hair loss, a transient increase in blood concentrations of bilirubin, urea, creatinine, liver enzymes, lymphocytopenia, eritropeniya, leukopenia. (=_=)'

    For external usage: in the application area may be a burning sensation, skin rash, itching, peeling, erythema, dry skin in contact with mucous membranes - inflammation.


    Huhu...


    Virless by Y.S.P. Industries in case of emergency / overdose
    Symptoms: headache, neurological disorders, shortness of breath, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, renal failure, lethargy, convulsions, coma.
    Treatment: symptomatic therapy, the maintenance of vital functions, adequate hydration, hemodialysis (especially in acute renal failure and anuria). There is no data for overdose when applied topically. 



    Makan 5 kali sehari selama 5 hari, setiap 4 jam, 2 biji setiap kali makan.


    Huh. This is why I don't like Chemistry and Biology. (=_=)'