Hmmm...dah bace tajuk nye?
Let me get straight to the point la....
Tak payah nak 'beat around the Bush!'
harharhar...
1)Kes rogol
-Die (pompuan) kuar ngan pakwe die....gi outing ngan pakwe die kat luar la.....
....pakwe die ajak makan....pakwe die letak something dalam minuman die....
ape lagi....ngantuk....tak sedar pakwe die bawak die balik rumah pakwe die.....
bile pakwe die dah rogol die, pakwe die pon anto die balik ke U terbabit......
Die dalam keadaan tak sedar lagi tu!Tau2 je die rase macam ade yang tak kena....
so gi la chek doctor....
doctor pon sahkan die dah kena rogol....
2)Kes mengandung
-Yang ni kalau tak silap aku kat Gombak kot....(kalau tak silap aku...)
Pompuan tu pakai jubah ooo...
die jumpe pakwe die(student U yang same gak) kat dalam library....celah2 rak buku!
Tau tau je dah mengandung.....tapi orang tak nampak sangat sebab die pakai jubah....
dibuatnye cerita....dalam kelas ade ustaz....air ketuban die pecah!
Ustaz tu pon punyela "MasyaAllah!!!!!"
Ustaz tu tolong anto die ke hospital....
last2 die ngan pakwe die pon kawin....
3)Kes nak bunuh diri
-Haa...yang ni berlaku kat U ni.......kat asrama!
Yela...asrama die ni kan 9 tingkat....
mase kejadian plak tarikh periksa....(huhu...)
tensen kot...
die pon gi naik tingkat 9 .....terjun.....
tapi keajaiban Tuhan.....Dia tak meninggal....
sekarang ni tengah menjalani sesi pemulihan....
die baru nak blaja berjalan semula....
Tu saje....
bukan nak memburukkan nama U ni....
cume mahu dijadikan iktibar buat semua....
Wallahua'lam....
June 28, 2008
Mengadu nasib ku....
Here I just wanna tell you how's my life in the hostel...
huhuhu....living with two of my roommates...
it's nothing like i wanna make them look bad...(ape ayat bi aku ni?!)
it's just I'm not 'sekepala' with them la...
I can't be my own self if i'm in front of them...
Like i'm being a hypocrite la....(That is how i feel la...)
I don't how would you feel if you're in my shoe....
It's not i'm TENSED living with them....
It's nothing that they hate me or what...
It's not that I hate them....(noooo...)
I just wanna tell you a story....
There are sooooo many kind of people in this world....
Ye la...rambut same itam...ati lain2....
Ok, let's start our story!
I went to mydin this morning...
of course with my two roommates....(dah tu nak gi ngan sape lagi...)
As usual....jalan2 kat mydin...
my two roommates are matured la....
not like me...(aku tak matured lagi kot!?)
so they acted like a matured women la....(I think!)
Ye la....in my previous school...(KISAS la of course!)
I'm so ....ape orang kate...
Ceria?Outspoken?Camtu la.....(Lagi satu...suka mencapub?)
kat sini I have to behave....
Ye ke?!
Bole la....
ye la....orang dok kate...."Dari KISAS???"
Fuhhh....berat gak title tu yer.....
As usual la.....culture shock!
Hehehehehe....
Both of my roommates have their own boy friends...!
One of them (the bf) dari skolah tahfiz!
Kalau tak silap aku la.....
Both of them (Also) suke beli kasut.....
Both of them also wear make-up.....
Ye la.....both of them are girls......
Dah tu...I'm not a girl ke????!!!!
Takde la......
Maybe i did not learn much about being a girl....(heh..heh.....)
Remember!This is not sesi kutuk mengutuk yer!
Those things listed above are the usual things for a girl ok!(Maybe not for me....)
Fuuuu....so tired waiting for them to choose the prettiest shoes....
"Teha....yang ni cantik tak??..."
"Yang ni ok tak ngan aku??"
hehehehe.....
i feel like i'm being one of the 'guys' out there
who are going shopping with their gf.....
For confirm you are so bored waiting for your gf right?
huhuhu....aku beli keronsang je kat mydin!!!
Keronsang jer!!!!!
Huahuahuahua......
tak pe....aku layan je diorang dulu....
We'll see how things change through time, right?
Hmmm...baru je beberapa minggu dok ngan diorang....
Dah komen macam2....
ape la aku ni!
Ok la.....sampai sini je....
Till then, we'll meet again!
Assalamualaikum....
huhuhu....living with two of my roommates...
it's nothing like i wanna make them look bad...(ape ayat bi aku ni?!)
it's just I'm not 'sekepala' with them la...
I can't be my own self if i'm in front of them...
Like i'm being a hypocrite la....(That is how i feel la...)
I don't how would you feel if you're in my shoe....
It's not i'm TENSED living with them....
It's nothing that they hate me or what...
It's not that I hate them....(noooo...)
I just wanna tell you a story....
There are sooooo many kind of people in this world....
Ye la...rambut same itam...ati lain2....
Ok, let's start our story!
I went to mydin this morning...
of course with my two roommates....(dah tu nak gi ngan sape lagi...)
As usual....jalan2 kat mydin...
my two roommates are matured la....
not like me...(aku tak matured lagi kot!?)
so they acted like a matured women la....(I think!)
Ye la....in my previous school...(KISAS la of course!)
I'm so ....ape orang kate...
Ceria?Outspoken?Camtu la.....(Lagi satu...suka mencapub?)
kat sini I have to behave....
Ye ke?!
Bole la....
ye la....orang dok kate...."Dari KISAS???"
Fuhhh....berat gak title tu yer.....
As usual la.....culture shock!
Hehehehehe....
Both of my roommates have their own boy friends...!
One of them (the bf) dari skolah tahfiz!
Kalau tak silap aku la.....
Both of them (Also) suke beli kasut.....
Both of them also wear make-up.....
Ye la.....both of them are girls......
Dah tu...I'm not a girl ke????!!!!
Takde la......
Maybe i did not learn much about being a girl....(heh..heh.....)
Remember!This is not sesi kutuk mengutuk yer!
Those things listed above are the usual things for a girl ok!(Maybe not for me....)
Fuuuu....so tired waiting for them to choose the prettiest shoes....
"Teha....yang ni cantik tak??..."
"Yang ni ok tak ngan aku??"
hehehehe.....
i feel like i'm being one of the 'guys' out there
who are going shopping with their gf.....
For confirm you are so bored waiting for your gf right?
huhuhu....aku beli keronsang je kat mydin!!!
Keronsang jer!!!!!
Huahuahuahua......
tak pe....aku layan je diorang dulu....
We'll see how things change through time, right?
Hmmm...baru je beberapa minggu dok ngan diorang....
Dah komen macam2....
ape la aku ni!
Ok la.....sampai sini je....
Till then, we'll meet again!
Assalamualaikum....
June 24, 2008
Facts!
Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fall froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fall froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Think About This!
Got this from email. Thought I should share it.
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember THE complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS.......!
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June 17, 2008
Post yang tak bertajuk!!!!
Haaa....arini aku dapat result test english n arabic aku....cube teka aku dapat brape?....Hehehehe......English ade 4 level.....lvl 3, 4, 5, 6 atau pon trus exempted...maksudnye takyah blajo trus la....aku...hehe....level 5 jer....arabic plak aku exempted....arabic ade 2 level....level 1 untuk yang takde basic arabic....kire ok la aku dapat exempted....soklan die susah ooo.....yang essay aku tinggal kosong!Tak jawab terus!Hihihi...tak paham ape yang die nak....
Dok kat sini ok la jugak...ade gak geng yang aku jumpe macam ku adlina....loghat die pekat wooo!!!Yang muka macam wadihah pon ade.....tapi takde sape dapat ganti the real person rite....huhuhu...
Ok la...aku nak pi pasaq malam nih!!Pukoi nam.....nanti aku sambung lagi naa!!!!Hikhikhik....
Dok kat sini ok la jugak...ade gak geng yang aku jumpe macam ku adlina....loghat die pekat wooo!!!Yang muka macam wadihah pon ade.....tapi takde sape dapat ganti the real person rite....huhuhu...
Ok la...aku nak pi pasaq malam nih!!Pukoi nam.....nanti aku sambung lagi naa!!!!Hikhikhik....
June 15, 2008
How's CFSIIUM?
Haaaa.....camner criter budak yang baru masuk u ni?Let's chekitout.....
Hmmmm...firstly....ape ang dimaksudkan CFSIIUM tu ialah.....Centre for Foundation Studies International Islamic University Malaysia.....haaa....
Aku tido semalaman kat umah bapak sedara aku kat pj....aku datang naik bas ngan mak aku....haaa...pastu gi la mendaftar kat sini....hehe....nerbes gak memula....sakit perut aku siot!
Bile dah abis mendaftar.....gi tengok asrama....sampai je kat asrama....first thing mak aku cakap...."Asrama ni memang buruk ye?"...hahahahahahaha.....=).....ye la...asrama aku yang palling tua antara 2 asrama pompuan yang lain....asrama kat sini kitorang panggil 'mahallah'.....
dalam english plak ialah 'college'.....aku dok mahallah khadijah....9 tingkat WOOO!Ade lif siap!!!!!Syok....syok.....mahallah lain plak ialah Zainab dan Aishah.....diorang 4 tigkat je....padan muke!Tapi lagi baru la....tak pe....Satu bilik 4 orang....aku dok tingkat 2....hihihi.....
Minggu Taaruf kat sini....besa ja....ade banyak briefing.....bosan la gak....pastu ade Cultural night....best la jugak....nothing special kot....4 hari je....
Budak KISAS (pompuan) yang ade kat sini jugak ialah Asna Hazima, Fadilah Ulfah, Aryana, Rahmah n Umizatul Khaliesah....Asna n Fadilah Ulfah dok mahallah yang same ngan aku...yang lain dok mahallah Zainab...aku pon dah dapat kengkawan baru....jumpe kengkawan sekolah lame lagi....dari SMKAP pon ade...dari SK cenderawasih pon ade.....haaa....untuk bebudak E-24 dulu.....masih ingat bebudak dari Akademi Menara Gading tu?Yang tumpang bilik kita tu....haa....die masuk sini gak....namanye Syafikah....aku tak prasan pon die mula2....die yang tegur aku dulu....heheh....akak2 DQ pon ade.....
Outing kat sini.....pegi midvalley!!!!Huuu....besh....penat gile kaki berjalan.....ari selasa plak ade pasar malam....kitorang dekat je dengan UM....so....ingat nak jumpe la dengan Fajwa n Dhamirah kat UM....ingat nak jumpe kat Midvalley...hihihi....
Hmmm.....culture shock?Ade gak....la...keadaan kat sini tak sama ngan KISAS....lainla....jugak.... semayang dalam bilik....laki dengan pompuan dekat je jarak die....laki sorang2 masuk dalam kelas yang penuh dengan pompuan saja2 dengan selamba nya....budak2 selambe je pakai baju yang agak kecik....tak pakai stoking.....oh welll...yela...maybe diorang tu ....errr....taktau la nak cakap ape....yela....bukan budak seko;ah agama je yang masuk kat sini...
ok......aku tak abis explore lagi CFS ni....so...maybe nanti pandangan aku akan berubah kot....
Lupe nak cakap...aku amik program sains fizikal....aku ingat nak amik English....tapi tak pela....mak aku suruh aku isi sains fizikal jadi 1st choice.....tapi sekarang ni...IIUM bagi offer untuk bebudak physical science yang nak tukar masuk program ICT.....aku macam berminat jer.....aku tanya mak aku....mak aku cakap die lebih suka aku stay dalam physical science....sebab die cakap aku lebih sesuai jadi cikgu....tapi kalau aku amik ICT....aku boleh masuk Animation....camner ni....nak buat software...aku takde la minat sangat....tapi aku MALAS nak amik Maths banyak2.....huhuhu...oh Tuhanku....tolong lah hambaMu ini....huhu.....aku nak amik Physical Science....
Huhu...sampai sini je dulu post aku kali ni.....nanti aku certa lagi yer.....Assalamualaikum...
Hmmmm...firstly....ape ang dimaksudkan CFSIIUM tu ialah.....Centre for Foundation Studies International Islamic University Malaysia.....haaa....
Aku tido semalaman kat umah bapak sedara aku kat pj....aku datang naik bas ngan mak aku....haaa...pastu gi la mendaftar kat sini....hehe....nerbes gak memula....sakit perut aku siot!
Bile dah abis mendaftar.....gi tengok asrama....sampai je kat asrama....first thing mak aku cakap...."Asrama ni memang buruk ye?"...hahahahahahaha.....=).....ye la...asrama aku yang palling tua antara 2 asrama pompuan yang lain....asrama kat sini kitorang panggil 'mahallah'.....
dalam english plak ialah 'college'.....aku dok mahallah khadijah....9 tingkat WOOO!Ade lif siap!!!!!Syok....syok.....mahallah lain plak ialah Zainab dan Aishah.....diorang 4 tigkat je....padan muke!Tapi lagi baru la....tak pe....Satu bilik 4 orang....aku dok tingkat 2....hihihi.....
Minggu Taaruf kat sini....besa ja....ade banyak briefing.....bosan la gak....pastu ade Cultural night....best la jugak....nothing special kot....4 hari je....
Budak KISAS (pompuan) yang ade kat sini jugak ialah Asna Hazima, Fadilah Ulfah, Aryana, Rahmah n Umizatul Khaliesah....Asna n Fadilah Ulfah dok mahallah yang same ngan aku...yang lain dok mahallah Zainab...aku pon dah dapat kengkawan baru....jumpe kengkawan sekolah lame lagi....dari SMKAP pon ade...dari SK cenderawasih pon ade.....haaa....untuk bebudak E-24 dulu.....masih ingat bebudak dari Akademi Menara Gading tu?Yang tumpang bilik kita tu....haa....die masuk sini gak....namanye Syafikah....aku tak prasan pon die mula2....die yang tegur aku dulu....heheh....akak2 DQ pon ade.....
Outing kat sini.....pegi midvalley!!!!Huuu....besh....penat gile kaki berjalan.....ari selasa plak ade pasar malam....kitorang dekat je dengan UM....so....ingat nak jumpe la dengan Fajwa n Dhamirah kat UM....ingat nak jumpe kat Midvalley...hihihi....
Hmmm.....culture shock?Ade gak....la...keadaan kat sini tak sama ngan KISAS....lainla....jugak.... semayang dalam bilik....laki dengan pompuan dekat je jarak die....laki sorang2 masuk dalam kelas yang penuh dengan pompuan saja2 dengan selamba nya....budak2 selambe je pakai baju yang agak kecik....tak pakai stoking.....oh welll...yela...maybe diorang tu ....errr....taktau la nak cakap ape....yela....bukan budak seko;ah agama je yang masuk kat sini...
ok......aku tak abis explore lagi CFS ni....so...maybe nanti pandangan aku akan berubah kot....
Lupe nak cakap...aku amik program sains fizikal....aku ingat nak amik English....tapi tak pela....mak aku suruh aku isi sains fizikal jadi 1st choice.....tapi sekarang ni...IIUM bagi offer untuk bebudak physical science yang nak tukar masuk program ICT.....aku macam berminat jer.....aku tanya mak aku....mak aku cakap die lebih suka aku stay dalam physical science....sebab die cakap aku lebih sesuai jadi cikgu....tapi kalau aku amik ICT....aku boleh masuk Animation....camner ni....nak buat software...aku takde la minat sangat....tapi aku MALAS nak amik Maths banyak2.....huhuhu...oh Tuhanku....tolong lah hambaMu ini....huhu.....aku nak amik Physical Science....
Huhu...sampai sini je dulu post aku kali ni.....nanti aku certa lagi yer.....Assalamualaikum...
June 5, 2008
Aku dah nak masuk U....
Macam tak caye je kan kite ni dah besar....dah nak jadik orang dewasa.....minggu ni agak busy nak buat persiapan untuk masuk UIA nanti...ye la...orang lain gi oversea.....selamat naik kapal terbang ye!!!
Anyway best gak busy2 ni!Yela...dah lame busan dok kat umah...dapat kluar jejalan gi Kuantan Parade...Carrefour...hihi....aku dah jadik gile shopping plak kang....hampir setiap ari dalam 2 minggu ni aku gi jejalan bandar Kuantan...naik motor ngan bapak aku....hihi...mengenali bandar ku yang tercinta...huhu...seronot gak....ye la....sebelum ni skolah dok kat Klang kenal bandar Klang je la.....skrang baru aku kenal bandar Kuantan.....macam ade harapan bandar Kuantan jadik cam Kolumpo ni!!!
Skrang ni time kitorang balik kampung...lame tak balik...seronot gak jumpe sepupu yang dok kat Perak...diorang dah lame tak balik kampung...riuh gak la rumah kampung aku...hehe.....best...makan reramai....
Hmmm...aku mungkin akan sebok sket....so...minggu depan tak de post baru kot!Ok la....aku dah nak bla nie.....chiaouw.....
P/S:Chaiyok2 bandar Kuantan!!!!
Anyway best gak busy2 ni!Yela...dah lame busan dok kat umah...dapat kluar jejalan gi Kuantan Parade...Carrefour...hihi....aku dah jadik gile shopping plak kang....hampir setiap ari dalam 2 minggu ni aku gi jejalan bandar Kuantan...naik motor ngan bapak aku....hihi...mengenali bandar ku yang tercinta...huhu...seronot gak....ye la....sebelum ni skolah dok kat Klang kenal bandar Klang je la.....skrang baru aku kenal bandar Kuantan.....macam ade harapan bandar Kuantan jadik cam Kolumpo ni!!!
Skrang ni time kitorang balik kampung...lame tak balik...seronot gak jumpe sepupu yang dok kat Perak...diorang dah lame tak balik kampung...riuh gak la rumah kampung aku...hehe.....best...makan reramai....
Hmmm...aku mungkin akan sebok sket....so...minggu depan tak de post baru kot!Ok la....aku dah nak bla nie.....chiaouw.....
P/S:Chaiyok2 bandar Kuantan!!!!
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