Hmmm...dah bace tajuk nye?
Let me get straight to the point la....
Tak payah nak 'beat around the Bush!'
harharhar...
1)Kes rogol
-Die (pompuan) kuar ngan pakwe die....gi outing ngan pakwe die kat luar la.....
....pakwe die ajak makan....pakwe die letak something dalam minuman die....
ape lagi....ngantuk....tak sedar pakwe die bawak die balik rumah pakwe die.....
bile pakwe die dah rogol die, pakwe die pon anto die balik ke U terbabit......
Die dalam keadaan tak sedar lagi tu!Tau2 je die rase macam ade yang tak kena....
so gi la chek doctor....
doctor pon sahkan die dah kena rogol....
2)Kes mengandung
-Yang ni kalau tak silap aku kat Gombak kot....(kalau tak silap aku...)
Pompuan tu pakai jubah ooo...
die jumpe pakwe die(student U yang same gak) kat dalam library....celah2 rak buku!
Tau tau je dah mengandung.....tapi orang tak nampak sangat sebab die pakai jubah....
dibuatnye cerita....dalam kelas ade ustaz....air ketuban die pecah!
Ustaz tu pon punyela "MasyaAllah!!!!!"
Ustaz tu tolong anto die ke hospital....
last2 die ngan pakwe die pon kawin....
3)Kes nak bunuh diri
-Haa...yang ni berlaku kat U ni.......kat asrama!
Yela...asrama die ni kan 9 tingkat....
mase kejadian plak tarikh periksa....(huhu...)
tensen kot...
die pon gi naik tingkat 9 .....terjun.....
tapi keajaiban Tuhan.....Dia tak meninggal....
sekarang ni tengah menjalani sesi pemulihan....
die baru nak blaja berjalan semula....
Tu saje....
bukan nak memburukkan nama U ni....
cume mahu dijadikan iktibar buat semua....
Wallahua'lam....
June 28, 2008
Mengadu nasib ku....
Here I just wanna tell you how's my life in the hostel...
huhuhu....living with two of my roommates...
it's nothing like i wanna make them look bad...(ape ayat bi aku ni?!)
it's just I'm not 'sekepala' with them la...
I can't be my own self if i'm in front of them...
Like i'm being a hypocrite la....(That is how i feel la...)
I don't how would you feel if you're in my shoe....
It's not i'm TENSED living with them....
It's nothing that they hate me or what...
It's not that I hate them....(noooo...)
I just wanna tell you a story....
There are sooooo many kind of people in this world....
Ye la...rambut same itam...ati lain2....
Ok, let's start our story!
I went to mydin this morning...
of course with my two roommates....(dah tu nak gi ngan sape lagi...)
As usual....jalan2 kat mydin...
my two roommates are matured la....
not like me...(aku tak matured lagi kot!?)
so they acted like a matured women la....(I think!)
Ye la....in my previous school...(KISAS la of course!)
I'm so ....ape orang kate...
Ceria?Outspoken?Camtu la.....(Lagi satu...suka mencapub?)
kat sini I have to behave....
Ye ke?!
Bole la....
ye la....orang dok kate...."Dari KISAS???"
Fuhhh....berat gak title tu yer.....
As usual la.....culture shock!
Hehehehehe....
Both of my roommates have their own boy friends...!
One of them (the bf) dari skolah tahfiz!
Kalau tak silap aku la.....
Both of them (Also) suke beli kasut.....
Both of them also wear make-up.....
Ye la.....both of them are girls......
Dah tu...I'm not a girl ke????!!!!
Takde la......
Maybe i did not learn much about being a girl....(heh..heh.....)
Remember!This is not sesi kutuk mengutuk yer!
Those things listed above are the usual things for a girl ok!(Maybe not for me....)
Fuuuu....so tired waiting for them to choose the prettiest shoes....
"Teha....yang ni cantik tak??..."
"Yang ni ok tak ngan aku??"
hehehehe.....
i feel like i'm being one of the 'guys' out there
who are going shopping with their gf.....
For confirm you are so bored waiting for your gf right?
huhuhu....aku beli keronsang je kat mydin!!!
Keronsang jer!!!!!
Huahuahuahua......
tak pe....aku layan je diorang dulu....
We'll see how things change through time, right?
Hmmm...baru je beberapa minggu dok ngan diorang....
Dah komen macam2....
ape la aku ni!
Ok la.....sampai sini je....
Till then, we'll meet again!
Assalamualaikum....
huhuhu....living with two of my roommates...
it's nothing like i wanna make them look bad...(ape ayat bi aku ni?!)
it's just I'm not 'sekepala' with them la...
I can't be my own self if i'm in front of them...
Like i'm being a hypocrite la....(That is how i feel la...)
I don't how would you feel if you're in my shoe....
It's not i'm TENSED living with them....
It's nothing that they hate me or what...
It's not that I hate them....(noooo...)
I just wanna tell you a story....
There are sooooo many kind of people in this world....
Ye la...rambut same itam...ati lain2....
Ok, let's start our story!
I went to mydin this morning...
of course with my two roommates....(dah tu nak gi ngan sape lagi...)
As usual....jalan2 kat mydin...
my two roommates are matured la....
not like me...(aku tak matured lagi kot!?)
so they acted like a matured women la....(I think!)
Ye la....in my previous school...(KISAS la of course!)
I'm so ....ape orang kate...
Ceria?Outspoken?Camtu la.....(Lagi satu...suka mencapub?)
kat sini I have to behave....
Ye ke?!
Bole la....
ye la....orang dok kate...."Dari KISAS???"
Fuhhh....berat gak title tu yer.....
As usual la.....culture shock!
Hehehehehe....
Both of my roommates have their own boy friends...!
One of them (the bf) dari skolah tahfiz!
Kalau tak silap aku la.....
Both of them (Also) suke beli kasut.....
Both of them also wear make-up.....
Ye la.....both of them are girls......
Dah tu...I'm not a girl ke????!!!!
Takde la......
Maybe i did not learn much about being a girl....(heh..heh.....)
Remember!This is not sesi kutuk mengutuk yer!
Those things listed above are the usual things for a girl ok!(Maybe not for me....)
Fuuuu....so tired waiting for them to choose the prettiest shoes....
"Teha....yang ni cantik tak??..."
"Yang ni ok tak ngan aku??"
hehehehe.....
i feel like i'm being one of the 'guys' out there
who are going shopping with their gf.....
For confirm you are so bored waiting for your gf right?
huhuhu....aku beli keronsang je kat mydin!!!
Keronsang jer!!!!!
Huahuahuahua......
tak pe....aku layan je diorang dulu....
We'll see how things change through time, right?
Hmmm...baru je beberapa minggu dok ngan diorang....
Dah komen macam2....
ape la aku ni!
Ok la.....sampai sini je....
Till then, we'll meet again!
Assalamualaikum....
June 24, 2008
Facts!
Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fall froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fall froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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